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Matt's avatar

Guava Bonkers, definitely!

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Jeff Gill's avatar

Good effort, Matt. But a quick google tells me this is more likely to be a cannabis mashup than an energy drink flavour. You can have 7½ points.

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Matt's avatar

😂... It's my club for illicit fruit encounters

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E.L. Zeitgeist's avatar

Monster Mango Loco (not to be confused with Mango Four Loko!)

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Jeff Gill's avatar

Nice one, Katie. (Four Loko looks unpleasant. I've never been a fan of children's alcohol.)

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E.L. Zeitgeist's avatar

😆

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Skyler Cail's avatar

Gringo loco

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Skyler Cail's avatar

Just kidding obviously but I had to use my small Spanish knowledge because the opportunity arose 🤣

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Jeff Gill's avatar

The man in question might very well be Mexican, Nigerian, Chinese. Who can know?

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Josh Thomson's avatar

My brain landed on Floor Loko, but I get the feeling that it’s not quite right.

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Jeff Gill's avatar

Can you imagine trying to a market an energy drink called Floor Loko? I'd give it a go, but only if I got payment up front.

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Jeff Gill's avatar

(I'd never heard of Four Loko before this comment thread. I am very very much not their target audience.)

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Jeff Roberts's avatar

Could it be a Monster uunder that bed? Could it be a man/go loco? Could it?

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Jeff Gill's avatar

It…

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Jeff Gill's avatar

… could!

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