🍌 TREE 652: Was that growling the beginning of the apocalypse or your stomach?

‘Have a banana anyway. Your teeth aren’t any good at crunching.’

Bonanza Josephine Clementine – Her friends call her Nanz. Anyone who calls her BoJo spends their recuperation thinking long and hard about making good life choices – leaps to a moderate height – that’s her superpower, leaping to a moderate height – and grabs two bananas. She throws one to Mr Pike and starts to open the other. Mr Pike throws an empty peel back at her.

‘Feeling better, Mr Pike?’

Mr Pike, grumbles something approaching an affirmative.

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When you’re seething with rage at the stupidity of this world. It might be time to smash some doors and flip some tables. But sometimes it’s low blood sugar. Before you go burn down a city, eat a healthy snack and wait a few minutes, just to be sure.

Bill McClintock does the most amazing mashups. Please also enjoy ‘If You Wanna Breathe My Sulphur’ by Spiceknot.

LAWRENCE × JEFF will be back tomorrow. I wanted to to this today.

Grow slowly
Jeff